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Homestuck x Reader - Kurloz
...A norwegian forest cat, hiding on a shelf, watching me with purple eyes.
I at once noticed the stitches, causing me to gasp.
"Who in their right mind sews a cat's mouth shut!? Not only is that animal cruelty, but it's idiotic! How is he supposed to eat without the use of his mouth!?" I snapped, picking him down gently.
I went over to the counter, putting him down as I took some scissors to cut the string.
I then carefully removed it, frowning as I did.
"Idiots astound me sometimes with their stupidity." I grumbled, petting him absentmindedly.
As Louise came out, out of breath, she saw the string.
"What's that?" she asked.
"Some idiot h
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Unfair ( Eridan x Reader )
"Alright, here you go, Er." You sat down the cup of freshly made tea in front of his sitting form, blowing on it slightly. He rolled his eyes and glanced back at his cup, blowing on it until it cooled. He took a sip,
"This is almost as bad as I thought it wwould be."
"Is that that Eridian for 'thank you'?" He scoffed, making you chuckle. He mumbled some choice words under his breath, before taking a few sips of his tea.
You chuckled and continued, "Anyway, what's up with you? Are you sick?...Quadrent problems?"
"No I'm not sick, landdwweller. And yes, it's quadrant problems."
"What happened?"
"Fef happened." He sighed, crossing his arm
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Ships ( Eridan x Reader )
"Wwhat the fuck is a Halloween? "
"It's a holiday. "
"Wwhat's a holiday?" You sighed loudly, pressing your finger tips to your temples. You had already explained this to him once before, apparently he hadn't been listening.
"Just put this on!" You glared at him through your thick frames, handing him the costume you had gotten for him. You were planning on you two being a ship for this Halloween, and he wasn't going to ruin it for you just because he didn't want to wear it.
"No! Wwhat the fuck evven is this?" He glared back at you, pointing to the shirt in his hand.
"It's a costume, now put it on!"
"No! I don't evven knoww wwhat the fuc
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